5 Years Of Cocktail- 5 Reality Things Movie Missed

Because some good friends are too good to share. And some good plots are too good to develop and should have been securely locked away for eternity, safe out of the reaches of the innocent cinema goer. But for the sake of brevity, here's a list of seven life lessons we learned from Cocktail that changed the way we look at relationships forever:

1. That you don’t always walk into a bar and happen to get lucky with a hot girl. But when you do, make sure she has an equally sexy best friend. So that when your girlfriend is off playing hostess to your mom, you have someone fresh to hit on. No other ulterior motives, at all, we assure you.

2. That you can just breeze into the conference room and score a date with your sexy female boss and later ditch her on the aforementioned date for a hotter replacement. And not get thrown out of the office on your arise. RIP reality.

3. That you can continue to live with your ex, without it getting awkward. Even as Diana Penty made off for parts unknown, Saif somehow winded up living with his clearly smitten ex Deepika. Regardless of what you make think, he did it purely to nurse her back to health and it wasn’t awkward at all.

4. That no love story is complete until it has at least one airport scene. So if your girl is refusing to even breathe in your direction, do not take the hint. Wait till she has left the country and then stalk the hell out of her till you locate her home, where she will magically be waiting to greet you with open arms, Said no dating advice manual ever.

5. That a handful of days with Dimple Kapadia are enough to tame the world’s wild ones. The speed with which her sanskaar attack worked its magic on Deepika is probably going to leave Alok Nath with a serious complex.