5 Ways To Make Your Girlfriend Dump You

So if you want to get your girlfriend to break up with you, we’re here to tell you exactly what you need to do. Now you need to be aware of why you are doing this because once you start walking this road, there is no turning back. Wrap your head around your reasons and crystalize your intent because you will be doing things that you normally wouldn’t.

Let us warn you, it is not going to be easy, so make sure that breaking up is what you need and that there is no other way around it. If she is extremely toxic and has made your life a living hell and you are absolutely sure that a healthy breakup is not an option, here are 10 ways that’ll make you the girlfriend-repellent:

# Reduce the communication to a bare minimum, especially when alone

Women love to express their feelings, talk about them, and discuss all things of the day. You, on the other hand, can choose not to indulge in any of these when desiring a breakup. A cold shoulder can be quite frustrating for someone who shows narcissistic tendencies. You keep at it and hopefully, your shoulder will turn too cold for her to handle.

Whenever the two of you are alone, talk about subjects that could bore her to death (not literally, of course). Divert the conversation to something less interesting in case she tries to spark some deep conversation. Find ways to avoid conversations, and when you can’t, stick to one-liners. Remember, women never like a man who bores them or seems unwilling to confide in them.

# Crowd her out

If there is one thing that pisses off a woman more than anything, it is a lack of attention in a relationship. Whether you are alone with her in the apartment or in a group setting, one surefire way to make her angry is by simply crowding her out. You can shift your attention to other people/things while she is talking to you. This is sure to annoy her to no end, especially if her need for attention has risen beyond normal. This is a great way to get rid of your overbearing girlfriend.

# Hang out with her friends

Yes, your girlfriend wants you to know her friends and be friendly to them. But, a little too friendly and you’ve got your girl really angry! If she is a little too conscious about herself, this is a brilliant recipe to make a girl hate you. Here’s your way of getting dumped easily. Be nice to her friends and hang out with them, with or without your girlfriend.

Without her, preferably. Talk to her friends, and send them texts and memes. Also, keep telling your girlfriend how much you love her friends and love hanging out with them. Trust us when we tell you, this tactic will propel you miles ahead in your journey to get rid of your girlfriend without hurting her.

# Embarrass her every chance you get

An easier and probably much more fun method (for you) to get dumped would be being an embarrassment. Usually, people who show narcissistic tendencies are very self-conscious about the way they look, smell, etc. They want those around them to live up to their standards too.

Being sloppy with things like hygiene, grooming, or just the way you present yourself can get the ball rolling. Sloppiness can also include showing up late or last-minute cancellations to plans that involve her friends and family. Imagine her furious red face when you show up late to a fancy dinner party looking homeless in a hooded pullover and ripped jeans.

# Tune out important conversations

A relationship is an important bond. It is nurtured by attention and good communication, which involves listening to your girlfriend when she confides in you. Since you’re looking for the opposite of nurturing your bond, you need to divert from the expected behavior in a healthy relationship.

While we certainly don’t endorse this, a near-to-guaranteed way to end a relationship is by tuning her out when she seems to be baring her heart to you. When after a long day, all she wants is to tell you how her day went and discuss all things that excited her or made her sad, tune her out. Murmur something inattentively like “Hmm”, “Okay”, or “Yeah”.