Do me, yourself, and anyone who will ever come to know you a favor, and learn this one rule about going to a bar. Unless you see it buzzing and swirling around in a colorful machine behind the bartender's head, for the love of Christmas, do not order a frozen drink. Ever. Expecting your bartender to bust out an entire kitchen appliance to make you an alcohol smoothie that will be loaded with everything under the sun EXCEPT for fresh fruit is the height of bar-going bad etiquette.