25 Best Funny Questions To Ask Your Girlfriend

You can never make her laugh too much or get to know her too well! So here's a big list of funny questions to ask your girlfriend, and leave her in splits!

Whether you've been dating your girlfriend for three weeks, three months, or three years, there is always more to know. And what better way to learn more about your girl than with the perfect funny questions to ask your girlfriend?

It is great to have serious discussions about her dreams and the future, but keeping things light and fun is what gets you through the everyday monotony of life.

Having the perfect funny questions to ask your girlfriend will bring you closer together through humor and knowledge.

These funny questions range from flirty to more serious and just purely random. Ask them here or there, or go through every one of them on the list and make a night of it!

# Who in your school had the funniest name?

They may not have thought about it in years but when they do, it’ll make them laugh. I swear, in my school, there was a girl named Anna Nana. Who would do that to their kid?

# What candy would you use to describe our sex life?

Sugar Daddy? Jawbreaker? Blow Pop? Fun Dip? Hopefully, it isn’t Laffy Taffy or Rocky Road.

# Who was your childhood cartoon crush?

This says a lot about someone, surprisingly. Did she like Bart Simpson, SpongeBob, or maybe Hey Arnold?

# Would you still date me if I shrunk down to two inches tall?

Would you ditch me, or carry me around in your pocket?

# What would you do if you could spend one day as a man?

This is one of those funny questions to ask your girlfriend that’ll have a lot of fun answers. They could easily go from funny to gross, but you’ll both get a kick out of it.

# What would you do if you found out I argued with strangers in the comments section on the internet?

Would you think it was funny? Would you judge me? Would you walk out and never come back?

# Who is your weirdest family member and why?

Do you have a weird aunt who always smells funny and tells uncomfortable stories? Or are you the weird family member?

# What’s the funniest thing someone’s said to you while fooling around?

Whether you were in the act or leading up to it, what has someone said that was just so hard not to laugh at? I once had a guy apologize for his hairy butt, and I am not kidding.

# How do you eat a cupcake?

This could be something you disagree on forever, but it is pretty interesting to see if she eats it normally, eats the bottom first, or tears the bottom off and makes a sandwich with the icing in the middle.

# What’s something random that you find super sexy?

Are you super into a guy who can cook or do you find a certain outfit extremely sexy? Ask this funny question to your girlfriend so you know what she thinks is super-sexy!

# What’s your least favorite animal?

People always ask about your most favorite animal, but what animal don’t you like and why? For me, it’s horses. I just think they’re too big and dangerous.

# If your house had to smell like one thing forever, what smell would you pick?

Would you pick something simple like clean laundry or something unique like your favorite Italian dish?

# Have you ever been pooped on by a bird?

I for one have been pooped on by a bird three separate times in my life and each time is more ridiculous than the next. This is always a good story.

# What did you always get from the ice cream truck as a kid?

Or as an adult? Ice cream trucks are known for their nostalgic and unique options. What did you always go for?

# Did you ever steal anything as a kid?

Maybe a comic book? Maybe a candy bar? Or maybe some cookies at the grocery store that your parents didn’t even notice?

# Do you think I’m funny?

Let’s hope she says yes. This is a funny question to ask your girlfriend that’ll actually help you learn more about what she thinks of your funny bone!

# What job would you have in the circus?

Would you be the ringmaster, an acrobat, or something much more unique like the bearded lady?

# What song would you sing to serenade me?

Would you keep it classy with ‘The Way You Look Tonight’ or go with something a little funkier like ‘Wannabe’ by The Spice Girls?

# What do you think I’d come back as if I were reincarnated?

Let’s see what she really thinks of you? Will you come back as a firefighter or a lion or something like a dung beetle?

# What animal am I most like?

Just hope she says a rabbit rather than a sloth.

# What’s the weirdest lie you’ve told to get out of something?

Do you stick with the basics like you’re sick or have you made up a crazy story about a family member?

# Would you rather live in a world where everyone believes in science or everyone believes in magic?

I know you can’t really believe in science because it’s just facts, but we know so many people don’t. What would your girlfriend say?

# Would you rather be an animal or a robot?

There is quite a difference, but which does your girlfriend see herself in more? And does it turn you on?

# Are you ever embarrassed by me?

It is time to find out what she really thinks of you. Is she embarrassed when you say ‘dude’ to her dad or is she always in awe of your charm?

# Can you lick your elbow?

It is supposed to be impossible, but watching her try will be hilarious and if she can, like me, it’ll be a fun anecdote to share at parties.