25 Signs You Might Be A Feminazi

Okay, I am going to say something that may offend a great number of women and possibly an entire political movement in one fell swoop. Whenever you combine the word “Nazi” with any other word, it is meant to be offensive though. So, remember, don’t shoot the messenger. A feminazi is not a feminist.The difference is a feminist is someone who believes a woman should have the same rights and privileges as a man in society. That, I agree with.

A feminazi has a view of the world that I don’t agree with. She is angry and upset about almost all things gender, believes women and men are completely and utterly equal in all ways, and gives no allowance for the fact that men and women are created differently.

If you have a tendency to become a little too incensed about freeing the nipple, growing armpit hair, or don’t like a guy opening the door for you, that is on you. Not all of us have to feel that way, however. So, for the rest of our sakes, maybe you can just take it down a notch?

# You think that a bra is “the man’s” way of keeping you chained down. Bras are way too confining for your girls.

# You think cooking dinner is offensive since it is traditionally “woman’s work.” It isn’t that you can’t, you just don’t want to be held down.

# You haven’t been touched by a razor. Legs and armpits are made with hair for a reason.

# You think that girls have no obligation to smell good. No one is going to tell you how you can smell.

# Curves are something that your clothes should hide, not accentuate. Clothes aren’t for showing off your assets, they are utilitarian.

# You think conditioner was an invention a man made to rip you off. Let your hair be frizzy, that is your prerogative as a woman.

# You won’t be in a skirt anytime sooner than the guy next door. Skirts are just breezy pants to make women suffer.

# Pink. To a feminazi, it is like nails on a chalkboard.

# You think flirting is a useless tool that demeans women. Flirting is a waste of your time. A guy should like you for what’s on your mind, not in your pants.

# When you have a baby shower you make it unisex, even if you know the sex. Let’s not be labeling genders.

# You hate Barbie. She couldn’t even be real if she wanted to.

# You think it is totally okay for boys to play with dolls, but you don’t want to. Dolls are too frilly and cliche.

# Purses make you mad, especially the kind that cost a lot. What a waste of baggage.

# You can go on for hours about how mad you are that dry cleaners charge more for women’s shirts than men’s *although I do find that one offensive*. Okay, I will give you that one.

# High heels were an invention created to hurt a woman’s back and to make her look cheapened in the workplace. Until you see your male colleagues sporting stilettos, it ain’t gonna happen for you.

# You get all giddy when a gender protest might happen. You are always ready with a sign.

# Right to life issues makes smoke come out your ears. You always feel like anti-abortion men are coming to take your rights away. Relax… please.

# The word slut just sends you into a tizzy. Sluts are just women enjoying sex too.

# You can swear like a sailor, or be one, and no one is going to tell you, you can’t. Lady manners are oppressive.

# If a guy gets promoted before you, you scream gender pay inequality. It can’t possibly be that he is more qualified or has a better personality.

# You get upset when a guy pulls out your chair, opens your door, or orders your meal. Those are all signs of disrespect for your gender. I can take care of myself, dammit!

# You think different starting times at marathons or separating winning times according to gender is angering. We are all equal, stop treating us differently.

# You believe that a woman can do ANYTHING that a man can do. I can even have a baby without men thanks to science.

# Calling someone sweetheart is tantamount to sexual assault in your book. What did you say to me?

# You were going to vote for Hillary or any other female candidate just because they were female… period. Politicians should all be women to make peace not war… right?